By Ashley Thompson

This Thanksgiving the Robertsons are on their local news station, KNOE, showing Arkansas, Louisiana and Mississippi how Turkey Day is done Robertson style. Willie and Jase are (horrible) co-anchors and the rest of the family are involved in ridiculous individual segments.

Cooking With Kay: Miss Kay with lovely assistant, Korie, are cooking a (what can be assumed) cajun fried mustard turkey. Yep. They rub mustard and spices all over a turkey then throw the bird in a deep fryer outside. It looks delicious when done but I wonder how it tastes.

On The Case With Jase: Jase is at the local donut shop, Haskels, asking the hard hitting questions. Like... what is the best Thanksgiving dessert ever concocted? Miss Kay's sweet potato pie vs Haskels sweet potato donut. Luckily enough Godwin and Martin are there to answer this tough question. Their answer? Tie. Case closed.

Si In The Sky: Uncle Si is on the weather and also the story behind Thanksgiving. I'm sure you could guess that he got it all wrong (weather AND Thanksgiving origin). But he makes some good points - "There's an algebra equation on the screen"... "I can see why they never get the weather right."

How Does It Phil In The Woods?: Phil covers outdoor sports. In a nutshell, "Anything that flies, crawls or swims we can kill it." That about covers that.

Willi's Fashin' Hole: Missy and Willi's daughter Rebecca help with what to wear to Thanksgiving dinner. Sadie models a dress Willie considers too short which makes us wonder how he felt about the Dancing With The Stars costumes. John Luke models skills jeans that were actually women's jeans. And Jep's cute son, River, models kids clothes.

Jepercise: Jep has an exercise segment with his wife, Jessica. It comes as no surprise that Jessica seems to be the only fit one on this segment, especially when Godwin and Martin are their subjects. Let's just say that burpees and mountain climbers aren't their thing. And neither are exercise balls... is Martin ok??

Photo credit: A&E