by Jessica Blackwell

"Al's dating life is very much like cars. He goes for the Lamborghinis. It's beautiful when you look at it, but my God are there problems when you get inside" - Chris

As the producers of RHONJ reminded us, Albie has brought many women home to meet his mother. Short ones, tall ones, small ones...you get the idea. The flavor of this week's name is Brittany and rather than introduce her to his mother formally, Albie just let Caroline stumble upon her. Literally. The kids were having a get together and Caroline walked in to find Brittany wearing a very low-cut and tight dress while sitting on Albie's lap. Needless to say, she wasn't pleased. Lauren already didn't like her, probably because she was thin and pretty (and we all know Lauren despises those kinds of girls) - so Brittany was already not hitting it off with the most important ladies in Albie's life. Knowing there was nothing else to say, Brittany went with "Hi Mom Manzo, I'm Brittany!" Yes you are Brittany, yes you are. Luckily, Vito liked her, but only because he thought it would be fun to stare at her boobs during the holidays for years to come. 

Caroline being the protective "Italian mama" that she is was all up in arms about Albie's new girlfriend. She didn't like the way she dressed, pointing out to her husband that she used to be hot back in the day but she still didn't dress like that. Albert just chuckled and offered to buy the girl a birka - but it didn't appease crazy Caroline. She's out for Brittany's blood! 

And she's not the only one. When Brittany showed up to an event wearing a low cut shirt and daisy dukes, Lauren was hating big time. "I just noticed you have pretty eyes, so you have one thing going for you," she said to Brittany in front of a table full of people." Surprisingly, Albie didn't flip out then, but when she tried to tell him that he needs to have kids soon so her kids can grow up with his kids, he went off. Why? Because she made it very clear that those kids had better not be with Brittany. She said "I'd like you to have kids with someone else other than Brittany." Ouch!

Albie flew off the handle and told her that he was sick of her meddling in his life and that maybe it was best if they didn't have a relationship at all. After throwing a glass, he stormed off the deck, leaving Lauren to stew by herself! 

Next week, Mama Caroline catches wind of the fight and tries to fix what they broke. Stay tuned for next week! 

Manzo'd With Children airs Sundays at 10/9c on Bravo

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