By Ashley Thompson

Participants are allowed to leave Utopia to hunt. But, what's the rules on hunting, exactly? Bow hunting season in California is dependent on zones so I hope what Red did was legal. Regardless, they now have meat! Unfortunately only most of the Utopians are pleased. Bella is a mess and under the impression that her hard work in the garden is sufficient enough to sustain everyone for their entire stay. I say party it up with some deer jerky pronto. It won't be difficult to make in the 106 degree heat anyway. While we're partying with venison, let's add some hillbilly wine via Red. All you need is a jug of water, some raisins, sugar and a condom. Please do not ask me what the condom is for, I do not know... and the show did not explain. Nevertheless, it's sexy wine now.

After Dedeker brings up that it's government decision time, Hex reveals that she wants everyone to practice Anarchy during her turn at reigning. A leaderless Utopia may sound good, but without anyone laying down the law, chaos is about to ensue after Chef Aaron spends too much money on the food order. And much to Anarchist Hex's dismay, it is revealed that her new beau Taylor may be fine, but he is stoopid (he doesn't know the difference between democracy and a dictatorship. No, seriously.) They're steaming up just fine regardless, no California drought needed. Should we call them Haylor? Tex? Maybe we should call them dunzo after their drunken spat. Speaking of couples, Chris and Bri (Bris) also had their first fight (collective "awwww"). He gets birthday sex anyways, don't worry about him.

Remember UtopiYoga? Well now it's time for their second business venture: Chef Aaron's bootcamp. Once again only one person shows up. That's a grand total of $80 for their first three days of business. Where are all the health nuts... yoga and pushups on a farm?! C'mon! I'd pay $40 just for a visit and a sip of sexy hillbilly wine at the communal barn table. If you're in the area go to utopiatv.com to see if you'd like to visit Utopia.

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