by Jessica Blackwell

"That's not how this is supposed to go down.." - Heather

I'll give it to Ramona, she actually felt remorse - for about three-seconds until she decided that Kristin's actions (splashing water on her) warranted her throwing a glass at her and splitting her lip. It didn't help that her geriatric cheerleader Sonja egged her on exclaiming that you shouldn't "poke a sleeping lion". So it's Kristin's fault that Ramona is like a volcano, always ready to erupt? I don't think so. Ramona offered a half-a**ed apology to Kristin, which she did not accept. 

"That was a hell of a performance. Maybe not Oscar worthy, but like People's Choice". - Sonja

Sonja got pretty weird trying to defend Ramona to Kristin. She started crying saying that Kristin does;t know what abuse is. I found that to be pretty odd considering that Ramona flung a glass at her!

Anyway, Ramona decided to leave the Berkshires, using the excuse that the mountains were reminding her of her painful upbringing. She shed some tears, had Sonja crying with her and then whisked away on a private plane. She didn't even say bye to Sonja! 

It was all good until the ladies starting putting two and two together and realized that Ramona orchestrated the entire escape! She manipulated Sonja into thinking she was really going through some Freudian childhood flashback, which was really hard for Sonja to process. Minutes before, she was going crazy defending her friend Ramona and then Ramona was fake acting, saying f you to everyone. The icing on the cake was when someone sent LuAnne a picture of Ramona at a party in the Hamptons, having a blast. 

The ladies decided they were tired of Ramona's manipulations and bold faced lies. It looks like next week they stage an intervention - one where Ramona can't run! Stay tuned for next that! 

The Real Housewives of New York airs Tuesdays at 9pm on Bravo. 

(photo courtesy of Bravo)