by Jessica Blackwell

After all that talk of adoption last week, Snooki decided to find out if she was full or part chilean, or even if she was part alien! Seriously, she asked the technician that questions while she was having her cheek swabbed. Only her! 

Jenni and Roger finally agreed on something in therapy - that Roger needs to be more sweet and attentive. Whether he honestly wanted to do better or he just wanted to get in Jenni's pants is anyone's guess. Either way - he decided to embark on a romantic mission and took Jioni along for the ride. 

After a hilarious trip to the grocery store (quinoa anyone?), the guys returned home to cook for their lady loves. Good thing the ladies were out washing pooches for charity, it gave them more than enough time to prepare their feast, complete with menus. 

After spending a long day washing dogs, Snooki and Jenni returned home to find rose petals greeting them at the front door. Roger and Jioni prepared an authentic french meal for them, complete with a chocolate soufflé for dessert. Sooo sweet! 

Snooki really seemed to enjoy the surprise, and even teared up while Jenni seemed unaffected by the act of kindness. Poor Roger thought he was really doing something, and might even get some sexy time, but Jenni just crawled into bed and went to sleep! 

Next week, the foursome heads to a dude ranch, and hopefully we find out if Snooki i human! Stay tuned! 

Snooki and JWoww airs Tuesdays at 10/9c on MTV.