by Jessica Blackwell

First things first people, gone with the wind fabulous is finally dead. I've been thinking it since the beginning of this season, but Kandi officially put the phrase to rest when she walked into a studio to see Kenya suspended in mid air, booty first, screaming it. Thank God! Ok now back to my recap: 

Porsha decided to go back to counseling to deal with her divorce. She's been really strong, but I think it's finally hitting her that Kordell is not going to apologize, she's not going back home, and her charmed life is over.  The last time we saw her in the counselor's office, she was with Kordell, and she seemed really uncomfortable. This time, she revealed to her therapist that although they were in a safe location, she didn't feel like she could really be open about what was truly going on because she would have to deal with Kordell when she got home. Well, now he's gone and Porsha can let everything out about her husband - as she's been doing on camera now for a few weeks. 

After Porsha had that embarrassingly emotional moment crying on Kandi's shoulder last episode, Kandi thought it would be a good idea to get all the ladies together to show their support to her. It ended up being a great experience for Porsha, because she got a chance to fill all of the ladies in on the nitty gritty truth about her marriage. Though they all called it, they understood why she defended her husband up until the end. Now that Porsha has apologized for her standoffish behavior, maybe everyone can begin to bond now. Well, not Kenya lol! 

Kenya is the queen of appearances, she has a fake booty, she fake cooks, and now it seems like she's faking having money. I'm not saying that those rumors that her landlord spread about not paying her bills are true, but something was definitely amiss. After moving out of the "house of horrors", Kenya took baby Velvet and moved into what NeNe called a 2.5 star hotel. Once NeNe peeped the white fridge - you know, the ultimate sign of poverty, (can you feel my eyes rolling?) she took Kenya house shopping. Kenya rejected the luxury apartment they viewed, stating that it was small for the sexual acrobatics she had planned for her Nigerian lover. What it really sounded like was "I'm broke" but I can't say it on camera. 

For everyone's sake, Kandi really wanted to get down to the bottom of the whole Kenya-Apollo texting drama. Kenya claims that despite how it looked at the reunion, she and Apollo have never seen each other alone. Phaedra seems to think otherwise, because Apollo told her so. Apparently they ran into each other at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, and Kenya kept coming up to his room, so he had to check out. That sounds extremely suspicious to me. Kenya may be a lot of things, but a stalker is not one of them. I highly doubt that Apollo has the willpower to turn that down either. 

Ever since last season, I've been waiting for Phaedra and Apollo to finally have a conversation while filming about what Phaedra calls "Text-gate with Kenya". After talking with Kandi, Phaedra decided it was time to have a little chat with her husband. The funny thing about the situation is that neither Apollo nor Kenya wanted to admit that they were the ones to initiate contact - but someone had to! Apollo really didn't seem like the remorseful husband and was actually acting downright defiant. He almost seemed like he was telling Phaedra it was her fault for bringing Kenya around, and flat out refused to not have any contact with her! It might be time for Phaedra to be her own lawyer and start drawing up papers because it seems like her husband is a snake! Someone is lying in this situation - and I think it's both of them. Either way, Apollo better be careful with Phaedra threatening to cut out his tongue - remember, she has no problem with dead bodies! 

Next week Phaedra isn't speaking to Apollo and Mama Joyce tries to get at Todd again - in person! 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sundays at 8/7c on Bravo. 

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