by Jessica Blackwell

We all know Kim is fixated with looking good at all times, but on this episode of KUWTK, she took obesessing about her apperance to a whole new level. She decided that she wanted her baby to think she was beautiful when she was born, so she put her whole glam squad on hold for baby Nori's arrival. A few issues with this: 1. The baby won't be able to see her face clearly for a few days, 2. I dobut she'll remember it or even be able to form an opinion about beauty, and 3. she hadn't booked a hospital room yet!! 

Lea, who's defintely more down to earth than the Kardashian/Jenner girls was apalled that Kim never really has a day to just relax, and not worry about her looks. Kim agreed to spend a day with her, just chilling out. They did a pre-natal yoga class, toole around in the old pickup truck, and just enjoyed life - without makeup or glam clothes. Even though they were being low-key of course the paparazzi found them anyway. 

Actually, the papparazzi was stalking the entire family like a bunch of rabid dogs. Besides cameramen following everyone trying to get a shot of Kim and swarming her home, Khloé was literally almost ran over by one.  Bruce is always trying to make sure that Kendall and Kylie stay as grounded as possible, despite being celebrity kids. When he realized the paparazzi might take away Kendall's oppurtunity to have a normal teenage right of passage (getting her driver's license and enjoyring it), he spazzed out on them. 

Her family was beginning to fear for Kim and the baby's safety so they urged her to get a plan together, starting with security. It was a good idea too, because Kim literally couldn't get into her house, and was being verbally abused by the photogs. One threatened that she made life more dangerous for her by blocking their shots! Fed up, Kim eluded to her plans to relocate to europe when she mentioned that there are better laws protecting celebs there. 

As another Kardashian prank, the girls thought it would be funny to put a profile on a senior dating site for their grandmother, MJ and to try and find her a man. Since MJ is kind of a high profile granny, they screened all the potential uh, mates. They did a phone screen and then met with the men in person. After they narrowed the candidates, they tried to trick MJ into a meeting with Walt, but sassy MJ bolted out the door when she found out what they were up to. It looks like MJ is content living the single gal life with her friends! 

Next week, Bruce gets a best friend, and its not a toy helicopter! 

Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs Sundays at 9/10c on E! 

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