by Gina Scarpa

When Hurricane Nia descends upon The Real World house this week, it's immediately clear to the roommates that, at the very least, she's a prankster. On the phone she pretended to be a half-white, half-Cherokee southern belle and starting off with a lie really isn't the best way to bond with people. However, the guys are immediately taken with her looks and all is quickly forgotten, while the girls remain skeptical as to whether or not they'll all get along.

Nia's strange behaviors are quickly apparent, from telling the roommates there is a clothes stealing ghost that follows her everyone to being overly interested in why everyone has an issue with Jordan. She's so obsessed with it that she's dying for the opportunity to give him a taste of his own medicine but she doesn't even know him! Did I mention she sucks her thumb too?

Most of the time, though, she comes across as pretty chill. She spends time with Averey, who opens up about moving out on her own when she was just 15. Jessica confides in her about her issues with Jordan, and Marlon tells her about his sexual experience with another guy. It seems like everyone feels like they can open up to her and Marlon is clearly smitten with her and hoping for something to happen.

During a night out at the clubs, Nia and Marlon cozy up to one another and I'm not gonna lie - they seem like they'd be a pretty cute couple. When Jordan acts like a jerk back at the house, Nia decides that he has an attitude because he's been deprived sexually in the last few weeks. Lucky for him, she's wiling to take care of that. Wait, what?! Marlon can hardly believe what's going on in front of him (and neither can anyone else). At the end of the episode, it looks like Nia and Jordan are going to get it on right on the pool table in front of everyone. In fact, she asks for an audience. We'll see what happens next week... but I don't want to see any of this!

The Real World Portland airs Wednesdays at 10/9c on MTV.

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