by Jessica Blackwell

 

This week we were in for a treat, because we got to see our lovely Kardashian ladies not once this week, but twice! In tonight's episode Jonathan graduated from just being Kim's gorgeous androgynous sidekick and actually contributed some drama to the show!

 

The episode was taped around the same time as the infamous face-eating incident in Miami. After finding out that bath salts are just a chapter version of meth (according to Kim), Kourtney felt the perpetrator should have spent a little more money so he could avoid eating someone's face. You know what they say about people who judge right? Khloé had her first dose of cuban coffee that same day and was at it like a fiend on crack! She started craving it, rejecting American coffee, and even going for a late night spin on a scooter to score some java. She was a woman possessed! She may have been able to keep the severity of her addiction a secret, but then she dropped the keys to the scooter in the gutter right near where the bath salts incidents happened so she had to call Scott to pick her up. My how things go full circle. 

 

Kourtney was seriously slacking in the business department and using her kids as an excuse not to work. She was persuaded Kim into doing a two part QVC appearance for her and missed a satellite press conference. After Penelope's birth she was able to take 2 months off, and it's not cool that she had her sisters picking up her slack while she was still getting her cut of the profit. Khloé and Kim tried to take it easy on her, but they could only take so much. 

 

After MOMager Kris sent a frantic email asking Kim to get Kourtney to confirm her presence on yet another appearance, all hell broke loose. Normally, I would summarize, but it was just too good to leave out any parts. Here is a play by play:

 

 - Jonathan innocently (or not so innocently) comments (while laughing) that it seemed Kourtney had been pregnant for 4 years. 

 - Kourtney accuses Jonathan of eating Kim's dingleberries, and being a Kim follower in profession. (In case you don't know, a dingleberry is a ball shaped piece of poo that hangs out of someone's behind) 

 

(Khloé sits there and sips her cuban coffee while looking around nervously) 

 

 - Jonathan tells Kourtney that her profession is collecting money as it falls out of Kim's a** and that she needs to work contrary to her belief. He proceeded to tell her that Kim has been working 365 days a year while Kourt has been pregnant and doing nothing. 

 - Oh yea, then he tells her Scott will never marry her. 

 - Kourtney slaps Jonathan. 

 - Jonathan storms out threatening to press chargers on Kourtney. 

 

Kourtney refused to apologize, but after having a much softer conversation with Khloé, she started to realize that everyone may have been right. She eventually apologized to her sisters and I guess she didn't want to get busted by the cops, cause she apologized to Jonathan too after Kim arranged a meeting unbeknownst to Jonathan. Everything ended up all fine and well, but now that Kim gave Kourtney shit about half-a**ing her work with a new baby, she can't slack off when baby Kimye is born. That goes for Khloé too, whenever she gets pregnant with baby Khlamar. 

 

Kim headed to the doctor because she had been experiencing cold like symptoms for an extended period of time. The doctor figured that it must be an allergy, so she had to get scratch tested. Ow! While Kim was at the doctor's, Jonathan began joking around about what she could be allergic to and jokingly mentioned football and basketball players - specifically the kind that can't get the ball in the hoop! Take that Kris Humpries! That's what you get for trying to bring down the world of reality television. Haha I kid, I kid. Seriously though, I think Kim would rather be allergic to her ex-husband than what she was actually related to: her pretty kitty Mercy! Kim didn't want to try allergy injections, so she tried taking Mercy to the groomer more often, and washing her with a special allergen reducing shampoo. In the end, nothing worked, and Kim decided to give her away. Truthfully, I think Kim realized how much work the cat was and sought a way out that wouldn't make her look bad. I hope she realizes her baby can't be returned! 

 

Next week Kim deals with some drama with her homies, and Kourtney tries to get romantically with Scott. 

 

Kourtney and Kim take Miami airs Sundays at 9/8c on E! 

 

(Image courtesy of E!)