by Jessica Blackwell

Kim hatched a plan for her fam to compete in a Dragon boat contest, which is some kind of row boat, where two boats race against each other for charity.  Kim was really excited for everyone to be in Miami and for them to participate in the race as a family.  Everyone flew out to participate: Kylie, Kris, and Bruce, even Brandon and his wife Leah. Khloé was strangely absent. 

Scott was apprehensive about participating in any kind of competition sport with Bruce, (hello, the man won the Olympics) but he did it for Kim as a favor. Scott knew that the day of the boating race would end with someone being angry with him, but he tried to suck it up and avoid drama. Sure enough, Bruce was super competitive and chewed Scott out when he didn't show up for a mock rehearsal (that took place on a conference room table). Then just his presence wasn't enough for Brucie and he didn't feel Scott was putting enough work in. Scott stormed out, and to get away from Kourtney's family, Scott headed to Vegas with his buddies. Poor Scott. 

Leah was acting very strange, being nauseous and picky with her food, so right away, Kourtney's pregnancy radar picked up a signal. She was convinced that Leah was pregnant, but in her first trimester and trying to keep it on the hush-hush. To prepare them for the baby that Kourtney was sure they were having, she took them shopping with baby Mason to a baby supply store. Kourtney made sure she kept an extra eye on Leah, but the joke was on her, because when Kourtney flipped on her about taking a sip of wine, Leah revealed that she wasn't pregnant! Silly baby obsessed Kourtney. After that was out, the family pondered who would bring the next baby into the family, and they all hoped it was Khloé. Nope! We all know now it will be baby Kimye that comes next! 

Despite the fact that Kim organized the whole race, and dubbed herself team captain, she dropped everything when Kanye dropped in to see her before he headed to Paris. Her family was pissed and even more disgusted when she tried to worm her way back in when Kanye had some shizz to do while in Miami. Bruce declared that she couldn't participate anymore due to her lack of commitment. So get back at him, Kim formed her own team of really buff jocks to compete against her fam. Even though her team was basically on steroids, they were not match for the Jenner-Kardashian clan - who reigned supreme in the race. 

Interesting Kardashian fact: Robert Kardashian Sr. was engaged to Pricilla Presley and Bruce Jenner's ex wife dated Elvis! I guess this family always ran in famous circles. Next week, we get to see what really went down between Rob and Rita Ora. 

Kourtney and Kim take Miami airs Sundays at 9/8c on E! 

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