by Jessica Blackwell

Much to Porsha's surprise, (and everyone else's) Kenya called and invited her to lunch. For some reason, Porsha agreed to a date with the devil.  As soon as their little date began, Kenya's motives became clear. It seemed like Kenya just wanted to tell her side of the Phaedra situation, or try and gain an ally. Either way, Porsha wasn't having it. She let Kenya know that there was absolutely no reason for them to have a conversation about Phaedra, since Phaedra had nothing to do with the demise of their relationship. When Kenya realized that Porsha wasn't going to hear her out or side with her, she got real nasty, real fast. They left the restaurant without a morsel of food being placed on the table. As they were leaving, Porsha childishly called Kenya ashy. She may have been ashy, but there was no reason to take it there. She sounded like a 10 year old. 

"People want to look like a beauty queen, not a donkey. I think it's my responsibility to give them just that"

Kenya and Phaedra both continued to work on their respective workout projects, all the while spinning their own version of what really went down with what was supposed to be, a joint venture. While Kenya thought she was doing Phaedra a favor, Phaedra maintained that she was the one trying to give Kenya an opportunity, and she was more than able to get the project done on her own accord. Cynthia, who is now on neutral ground with Kenya, wasn't too happy that everyone was talking smack about Kenya when she wasn't there to defend herself. Later, while they were playing golf Cynthia spilled all the beans to Kenya. She even told her that Phaedra insinuated she had a drinking problem and a possible chemical imbalance. Kenya felt like Phaedra was using everything that she had confided to her about her upbringing, against her. Well, what is she supposed to do? Kenya hit her where it hurts so can you blame her for fighting a little dirty?

Cynthia decided to venture into the world of pageantry, since that's how she got her start in modeling. She got Porsha involved as an assistant, since as Cynthia so bluntly put it, it's not like she has a job. To take it a step further, Cynthia was donating a portion of the proceeds to Porsha's family foundation. In addition to lending her help, Porsha offered her singing voice. She describes her voice as a mix between Mary J Blige, Beyoncé, and Rihanna. With comparisons like that, she had better deliver. I can smell another cringe-worthy housewife single coming right up. Sigh. 

While out to dinner with the ladies, Porsha casually mentioned to the group that she would be singing at the pageant. Kandi, an actual professional singer, wanted her to demonstrate her skills, but as soon as she started to sing, music came on in the restaurant. Porsha looked relieved, which isn't a good sign. I'm pretty sure that Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Mary J have no issue singing in front of anyone. 

Greg and Nene went furniture shopping together in Los Angeles and it looked like they were settling back into happy married (divorced) life. However, as Nene told us, she divorced Greg once because he did things she didn't like and she would do it again. In addition to furnishing her new home on the west coast, Nene consulted with an acting coach to help her connect with her character on the New Normal. 

Nene designed a shoe for Shoedazzle and invited everyone to her party to promote it and that's where Kenya took the opportunity to pull her craziest stunt yet! Remember the thong bathing suit Phaedra wore during the trip to Anguilla? Well Kenya showed up to Nene's event wearing the exact same bathing suit and coverup. Then she proceeded to speak with a southern drawl and imitate Phaedra! Kenya let Phaedra know that she felt that certain things shouldn't' be said even if she felt them. Then she handed her the ultimate insult! She told her that she shouldn't be doing a workout video because her body isn't up to par. Whatever, Phaedra may not be tall and lean, but she had an original idea, and Kenya stole it. And her booty is gorgeous. 

After all that, the mimicking, the outrageous outfit, and rude insult, Kenya said "I'm just going to leave it at that". And Phaedra said ok. Ok??? After that stunt, fists would have been flying. Can't wait to see what happens next. Stay tuned! 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sundays at 8/7c on Bravo. 

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