by Jessica Blackwell

The world's most famous Guidettes returned last night with the second season of their hit show, Snooki and JWoww, to dazzle us once again with their adorably trashy behavior. Even though they are still crazy, they are both a far cry from the hard partyers that we came to know on Jersey Shore. Both ladies have moved on from the show that made them famous and became calmer and domestic in different ways. Even though they don't see each other as much, they still remain the best of friends.  Snooki is living it up with Jioni in his mother's basement as they prepare for baby Lorenzo's arrival, and JWoww is a housewife without the ring, living with Roger and not so patiently waiting for his proposal. 

Although an adorable couple, Snooki and Jioni admit that they have no idea to care for a newborn. That was evident when Jioni's mommy had to ask them to clean up before the cleaning lady arrived at the house. Their biggest issues right now are how close to put the baby's nursery to the bar, and whether or not Snooki will rip or poop during delivery. 

The future young parents have a lot of growing up to do, but they are at least trying to supply the baby with everything he will need. Snooki knew she had to go him furniture or he would end up sleeping on her leopard beanbag. Along with a crib and changing table, she also purchased ointments for the a** and alcohol test strips for breast milk. You know, all the essentials for an expectant Guidette. 

Besides shopping for the baby, she also went with Jenni to shop for a dress for the baby shower. She got frustrated when she couldn't fit anything in the store, but there wasn't a maternity section! It seems like she has a unrealistic view of pregnancy and childbirth. She had lumineers put on her teeth because she wants to impress her baby when he sees her for the first time. I wonder if anyone had the heart to tell her that their vision is blurry for quite some time and he likely wouldn't see them. 

JWoww and Roger's friend Frankie Edgar was going to be competing in an MMA fight on pay per view, so they invited her friends Yanice and Joey over to watch the fight and to attend Nicole's baby shower the next morning. Roger was so eager to watch the fight, but when it began, their paper view wasn't working even though they pre-ordered it. Oh the horror! They almost had to go somewhere else to watch it, but luckily, it came on just in time. Their friend lost anyway. After the loss, tensions were running high and Yanice and Roger got into it as Jenni uncomfortably watched on. After the fight, Roger didn't come home and Jenni rightfully defended her man. At Nicole's house it was a very different story for the fight, their only guests were Nicole's stuffed animals. 

The morning after the fight night (literally), it was time for Snooki's baby shower! Snooki's gay friend Joey was very disappointed that Roger didn't come, because he wanted to hit on him. I think JWoww was disappointed for a very different reason.  Although Snooki dubbed the baby shower "too classy" and commented that they "need some animal print in this bitch", she got lots of beautiful presents for her baby.  Jioni went to golf with the men, and planned on coming after to help organize and tote the presents, but that didn't quite happen. Snooki called him to check on him when he did't show up after the shower, and he told her he was in the hospital! Oh no! 

Stay tuned for the next episode, as we find out what's wrong with Snooki's baby daddy. 

Snooki & JWoww airs Tuesdays at 10/9c on MTV. 

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