by Gina Scarpa

When we last left The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, they were vacationing in Ojai, and Brandi and Adrienne were about to have it out. Brandi was just trying to have a (semi) private conversation with Kim, when Adrienne announced to the whole table that Kim was starting to well up, which caused Brandi to tell her to shut the f up. Inappropriate? Yes. A little warranted? Maybe.

Lisa was able to convince Brandi to apologize, but when Taylor found out she was publishing a new tell all book, she needed to take some serious deep breaths. Yolanda tells everyone to just let their old stuff go, but they don't want to hear it, even though she's the only one talking sense. The conversation somehow turns to stories of giving birth, which is not only not appetizing, but difficult for Camille to sit through since she's not able to relate. I think it's time for everyone to go to bed.

Only Yolanda and Kim take that advice, while the rest of the women get drunk, arm wrestle, and get way too loud for the middle of the night. The next morning, Kim reveals that she doesn't feel this trip brought her and Kyle closer together as sisters but between the fighting and the drunken party, there really wasn't the opportunity. On the way home, the "shut the f up" comment is rehashed so the trip doesn't exactly end on a positive note.

On to happier things! Kyle's daughter Alexia has her license and what better way to celebrate than with a brand new car? A brand new, white Mercedes C250 to be exact.

Well, that was quick, and we're back to the drama. Over dinner at SUR, Brandi reveals that Adrienne contacted her to try to get her help in trashing Lisa publicly. After going on and on about it, she reveals something seriously private about Adrienne and Paul that the other ladies feel is going to be a huge deal. Now, what Brandi said about the couple didn't air there are rumors swirling online about what it could have been.

Before we get to the impending blowout between Adrienne and Brandi, we meet Camillle's handsome boyfriend, Dmitri. The pair go apartment hunting with Mauricio showing them a potential new place. For another couple, times are not as happy. Lisa brings Ken to the hospital for his hip surgery and can't help but worry about him, which is totally understandable. Of course, Ken comes out of the surgery completely fine with no complications.

The first chance she gets, at one of Mauricio's events, Kim goes running to Adrienne and Paul to tell them everything Brandi said.  Really?  THIS is the time for this?  Even more upsetting was hearing from Kim that nobody even stuck up for them.  Adrienne threatens to drop a lawsuit, while Paul just comes right out and calls Brandi a bitch while she sits right behind them.  Best part of the fight was a random guy in the background trying to take pictures of videotape it.  Kyle stands by, hoping that she and her husband aren't embarrassed, but doesn't step in either to stop it.  Thankfully, Paul and Adrienne decide to leave but this fight is far from over!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Mondays at 10/9c on Bravo.

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