by Jessica Blackwell

 

"This house has a really nasty energy to it, someone tried to break in our house last year, and the doors open by themselves"  - Kim

Kim was still freaking out over her impending move, complaining about everything under the sun. She kept stressing that she had so much to do, but with an assistant, a moving company, and presumably a nanny, what else is left to do but supervise? She was clearly irritated and looking to take it out on someone. When she checked out the movers, and she realized they weren't organizing her boxes to her liking, she fired off several expletives before she stalked off. Sweetie tried to calm her down and tell her that it wasn't proper to swear at the help, but she didn't want to hear it. She also decided to talk crap about the house every chance she got. When Kim moved into the house, it was her dream house. Now that she has to leave, it's a shit hole, it's haunted, and living there was a nightmare. 

 

Kim's fellow housewives had some choice words for her situation. Kandi, still burning over Kim's comments about her house, felt that Kim had no place to say anything about her neighborhood because at least she owns something. NeNe called her out and said that her credit score wasn't good enough to buy the house, so she decided to trash her experience in the there, but that's not the truth. Kim returned to her townhouse and took all the landscaping she planted at the other house and her wigs with her. 

 

"Those who can, do, those who can't, dream, and the others just hate" - Phaedra

Phaedra's little man turned 2, so she threw him a major party. To get him ready, she and Apollo, who I'm learning is a Jack of all trades, took him to get his first haircut. Ayden was adorable, claiming to be sleepy so he didn't have to deal with the clippers. She paid $20,000 for him to have a party at the Georgia Aquarium, complete with a private dolphin show. Umm.. I understand she wanted to do something special, but I don't care how much money you have, 20 Gs is too much to pay for a baby's birthday party. Her husband Apollo agreed, but Phaedra just kept insisting her son isn't the average two year old, and he deserved the party. Average two year olds don't have two expensive birthday cakes, get introduced by train, or have private dolphin shows. So she's right about that, her son isn't the average two year old. 

 

"I guess there is a disadvantage of having a big a**" - NeNe

Phaedra's donkey booty likes to dial! Cynthia was unable to attend Ayden's birthday party, and although she told Phaedra well in advance, apparently that wasn't good enough. A friend of Nene's was butt dialed by Kendra and heard Phaedra exclaiming that she didn't give a f*** that Cynthia couldn't come. Needless to say, Cynthia was pissed and decided to confront her about it. Phaedra denied it, even when Cynthia told her about the recording. As I've said before, I'm new to the show so it was news to me that Phaedra is a liar. A bold face one too. To her credit, she really did look surprised when Cynthia repeated what she said. In the end Phaedra changed the subject, laughed it off and that was that. 

 

Kenya finally decided to allow her family to meet Walter, taking him to her cousin's restaurant for dinner. She was initially nervous that her family wouldn't like him, and would in turn, scare him away. Just the opposite happened. They loved him! However, in talking to Walter, some uh..(cough cough) inconsistencies about their relationship status were revealed. Kenya told her family that Walter chased her for a while, Walter says that wasn't the case. Kenya says their relationship is serious and headed for marriage, according to Walter, he doesn't want to rush into marriage because he's been divorced. Kenya says that Walter wasn't comfortable wearing his heart on his sleeve in front of her family since he just met them. Yea...sure..

 

"When things are important to you, you just have to make time for it. It took me forever to make this meal, I had to marinate the chicken, boil the pasta, making sure the flavorings are all just right. It takes time" - Kenya 

 

Now that she has her family's approval, Kenya is willing to do anything to get a ring, including fake cook a meal that came from Trader Joe's! I have to hand it to her though, she thought of everything. She bought the meals, nuked them, threw away the evidence, and even dirtied a pot to make it look like she cooked. When sitting down to eat dinner, Kenya told Walter that the wine, candles, and "home cooked" meal was a taste of how it would be every night if they got married. Guess what Kenya? If the man lives with you, you can't fake cook! Dinner also included a side of pressure, as Kenya explained to Walter that she wanted to make her house his house, that she has a laser sharp focus on getting pregnant ASAP, and subtly threw out her ring size. Wow Kenya, so when you get married you're going to eat by candlelight every night, fake cook, and have a baby? Hands down to you! Let's be serious, we all know what's really going to happen, they are going to get married and once she's gotten her ring and her baby, she'll turn into the wife from hell. Run for the hills Walter!! 

 

With Kim rumored to make an exit from the show soon and a fight on the next episode, it looks like we're in for tons of drama! Stay tuned! 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sundays at 9/8c on Bravo.

 

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