by Jessica Blackwell

 

First of all, I'd like to say that although St. Barts looks BEAUTIFUL, you couldn't pay me to get on that tiny plane.

 

The beginning of the trip was fairly uneventful, when the ladies arrived they toured the grounds. Carole realized that the same land that their beautiful St. Bart's home was on, is the same land that once held the tiny house she stayed at with her husband and his family.

 

When it came time for the ladies to choose their rooms, Ramona more than hinted that she wanted the master bedroom and of course she got her way.

 

Carole introduced the girls to her kind-of boyfriend, Aerosmith drummer, Russ who was in town for a show.  They behaved, surprisingly, but the next morning they got jealous that she clearly got some nookie and they did not so they gave her crap about her man being on a girl's trip. She shut them down reminding them that she hangs out with them and their husbands all the time. Carole compared introducing Russ to Sonja and Ramona the same as introducing him to 2 drunk aunts.

 

Apparently, Carole has a more interesting dating history than I previously thought. Ramona let it slip that Carole dated none other than George Clooney when she was admiring Carole's ass proclaiming "Carole has a great ass, no wonder Clooney did her for a year".

 

When the ladies headed to a club, their wild sides came out! They ended up participating in a show and they all had a good time dancing on tables. Well all of them except LuAnne that is. LuAnne had her eyes on a young Johnny Depp lookalike named Tomaś and didn't take them off him the entire night.

 

The morning after the club, they all realized that LuAnne came home with a man the night before. They spent all morning gossiping and concluded that it was Tomaś.I guess he liked it when she told him she didn't want to be like his "other pirate girls". When LuAnne realized they knew she had him over, she made a not so discreet phone call in french, ordering someone to tell Tomaś not to admit to sleeping with her the night before. Didn't she realize that when it aired, it would show with English sub-titles? Well either way, she created a huge mess for herself.

 

Aviva decided to fly out with Reeve, despite her fear of the small plane. When she arrives, so does all of the major drama. I've been waiting to see who she really is, looks like I will finally find out next week.

 

 

The Real Housewives of New York airs Mondays at 9/8c on Bravo.

 


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