by Danae Young

 

 

This week on Jersey Shore, The Situation stirs up some more drama and Snooki has a bladder problem.

 

Finally Vinny is back at the house and the roommates are all so excited. Of course they immediately got ready to go out and celebrate. The taxi took 45 minutes to pick them all up, so while they were waiting The Situation revealed he wants to get a tattoo on each forearm. One will say “loyalty” and the other “betrayal.” A little dramatic, don’t you think?

 

Out at the club Snooki was drunk and peed on the dance floor. Gross! She definitely had to throw her underwear away the next morning, so she also decided to wear double the underwear that day. Good idea Snooki, that’ll totally hold the pee in. The bathrooms were all occupied at the house, so Snooki, instead of waiting like a normal person, went outside and pees on the patio. She had to pee so many times that day, so she diagnosed herself with a urinary tract infection. 

 

The meatballs gave Mike the bright idea that he needs to stand up for himself to the guys if he feels like there is something wrong. Up on the party deck The Situation’s ding dong was hanging out of his pants while he complained to everyone about how left out he feels. He thinks he has been really nice lately, so he doesn’t understand why he keeps getting a vibe that nobody wants to be around him. None of the guys has the guts to tell him how they feel about him even though Mike was sitting there straight up asking them what it is he is doing wrong. 

 

Somewhere along the line Mike’s entire mindset did a 180. He started telling the guys that Snooki fed him lies and tried to get on his good side so he doesn’t spill the beans to Jionni about him and Snooki hooking up forever ago. He created some sort of imaginary scenario just like he always does and now he wants to get back at Snooki for supposedly lying to him.

 

Snooki put on the awesome bunny suit again and scared all of the roommates one-by-one. To get her back they all played some sort of memory game by drawing invisible lines on people’s faces with beer. Little did Snooki know her face was the only one getting drawn on with black soot. By the end of the game her entire face was black and she had no idea. 

 

JWOWW kept calling Roger and he wasn’t answering any of her calls. Mike was on his lunch break and actually saw Roger out on the boardwalk. When Mike got home he told JWOWW that he saw Roger, which made JWOWW super upset that he didn’t even bother to call her to hangout. 

 

Watch all new episodes of Jersey Shore Thursdays at 10/9c on MTV.

 

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