by Todd Betzold

 

Two questions after viewing another episode of Most Eligible Dallas: does anyone even question why these people are still single and are these people the best Dallas has to offer?

 

This week we start out by hearing Matt tell us how amazing he thinks he is. How he played football at University of Texas and then a couple years of professional football and has such a great job working for Daddy at Daddy's business. He just loves his life, but who wouldn't when your dad owns a million dollar business?

 

Matt then calls up Neill and he goes to visit her while she is in the recording studio. He apologizes for dinner the other night and Courtney's behavior towards her, but Neill hits the hammer on the head and says Courtney likes Matt, which he denies...figure it out Daddy's boy.

 

We then see Drew go to a matchmaker to hopefully meet a great guy. He claims that the gay community in Dallas is so vain and with him being a former fattie, he isn't secure enough with his body to deal with that. He tells the matchmaker what he is looking for in a guy and they discuss some possible guys for him.

 

Courtney and Matt meet for dinner and drinks and it was super awkward at first. They finally start discussing dinner the other night, which Courtney claims she didn't do anything wrong and sticks to those claims. Matt disagrees with her and she throws out that she is sorry he disagrees with her and her ability to use condoms and not become a mom.

 

She then proceeds to say that she believes in Southern tradition and when you get married you take a vow before God and divorce is not an option. Now, this is the same girl who just talked about wearing condoms and not becoming a mother. So, did she vow before God when she is having pre-marital sex? Hypocrite much?

 

Glenn meets with the photographer to view the pictures from his photo shoot. So, this is our chance to see Glenn's amazing body and for him to talk about how amazing that body is...over it!

 

Tara, Courtney and her mother do some tanning by the pool. Tara convinces Courtney that they should do dinner with Neill and get to know her. Courtney agrees to go because of her lover Matt.

 

We then find out Tara has a date with a guy that has been a friend for a while, but now they are going on a date. He has some baggage, like a few ex-wives, but she is going to make sure she implements her rules with him: don't ever go out with a guy if he asks you out after Tuesday for a Saturday night, always be first one to hang up on the phone and don't ever be so available that you're the last option....makes me not like these people the more and more they talk.

 

It is now Friday night, which is date night in Dallas. We get to see Matt go on a date with three different girls all at one time, because he is such a player you know, Drew go on his date from the matchmaker and Tara go out with her thrice-divorced man.

 

Drew's date is way shorter then him and he is a red-headed Mexican, which Drew makes fun of in his interview time...remember when he said the Dallas gay community is so vain? Must have been talking about himself. Date ends early with a hug goodbye and Drew not wanting to use the matchmaker again.

 

Tara goes bowling with her date, which she wears a glove to bowl because she is a big germophobe. We find more useful knowledge from her, when she says she normally doesn't date people with children because she wants the attention to be on her, not on the children and ex-wives. This time, however, she is willing to try and see what happens....how nice of her. The date ends with a goodnight kiss.

 

Matt has dinner with his three close friends, which I've come to find out that all his "close friends" tend to look like slutty girls...go figure? His night ends with him bringing one of the girls home for a nightcap and the others going in a different direction.

 

We now get to see Courtney and Tara meet Neill out for dinner. We then proceed to see Courtney and Tara drink a bottle of wine before Neill gets there, so Courtney is feeling good by the time Neill arrives. Courtney is being very judgmental and asking many questions. Neill is being sweet and nice to her, but in her interview time says she is getting to know Courtney and doesn't think she likes her. Tara says she has never seen Courtney this upset and that there has to be more....yeah, she likes Matt smart one.

 

This week's episode ends with Matt calling Courtney to say he was disappointed in her. She asks why because she went to dinner with Neill and tried, but Matt wanted them to hash it out and then proceeds to hang up on her....we can only wait another week to see where that one goes.

 

Most Eligible Dallas airs Mondays at 10/9c on Bravo.

 

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