by Danae Young

 

 

This week on an all new season of Jersey Shore, the guidos and guidettes are back! But this time, they’re taking over Italy!

 

Everyone had to go get their passport photos taken. That is sort of important if you are going out of the country. 

 

Jionni and Snooki have been dating for six months now and JWOWW is still with Roger. Did I mention JWOWW is looking way too skinny?! 

 

As of now Sammi and Ronnie are just “friends,” but we’ll see how long that lasts. 

 

The boys all met at Vinny’s to have an authentic Italian meal the night before they head off to Italy. That makes sense. 

 

Meanwhile, the girls all met up at Deena’s to have a sleepover. 

 

The next morning it was time to head to the airport! 

 

The girls were rushing through the airport to get to their connecting flight when Deena fell flat on her face! Ha Ha! 

 

The boys arrived in Italy and had to squeeze into a tiny clown-car cab. They got to the house first which meant first dibs on the good rooms. 

 

The girls got their next and they probably had like 50 bags combined, which wasn’t fun to drag up two flights of stairs. 

 

Everyone got ready for their first night out on the town and went sightseeing. 

 

Snooki is the only girl that can drive stick so it is up to her to drive the girls around the whole trip. Too bad none of them understand the street signs, let alone the Italian speaking GPS. This should be an interesting season to say the least! 

 

The boys drove off to the gym without the girls so they just went back to the house and Snooki just worked out in the house. 

 

While the girls were getting ready to go out that night, Ronnie and The Situation were outside talking when The Situation told him that he had sex with Snooki only two or three months ago. Basically he is saying she cheated on Jionni and Ronnie was having a hard time believing it. I don’t blame him after knowing The Situation’s track record with over-exaggerating. 

 

They all went to a club that night and had to use Vinny to talk to girls because he is the only one that knows Italian. 

 

The Situation started kissing on Snooki and wouldn’t leave her alone. 

 

To top off the night Deena and Pauly D made out! That was just weird. 

 

Watch an all new episode of Jersey Shore next Thursday at 10/9c on MTV. 

 

(Image courtesy of MTV)

 

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