ShaneCee

I am a stand up comedian/on air radio dj/professional hustler. I have producing #1 morning shows for as long as 11years and i have been on air in radio for 11 years.I do stand up comedy and have a prank phone call cd that if ever had the chance to go to stores it would sell a million copys with the right promotion.I have the ability to get on a stage and take control of any audience anywhere. Not being cocky but i know my talent and experience. SUM UP COMEDIAN/RADIODJ/ACTOR/PROFESSIONALPRANKSTER

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The biggestevenT in mylife that actually effected my life the most was being arrested for hustling,con scam,Assault,snatch and grab robbery,impersonating a police officer and going to jail for only a short amount of time but it has taken my life and put it on hold for a period of 5 years I was on probation for5years which has made me a better person yet restricted my life majorly/if picked for the show i assure you my mistakes have all been corrected I have gone from a G to a Gent.

The accomplishment i am most proud of is having my 2 year old daughter and having her24hours a day and being the best father a little girl could ask for My daughter has given me the biggest sense of accomplishement More joy then any other accomplishment could have ever given me.Taking care of my little girl alone 24 hours a day has shown me that i was meant to be a father Everything i do in life i do to benefit my daughter Giana She is my little best friend/sweety/ GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER

Ok well how do i sell what may seem to be a stupid story to you as the outrageous embarrassment that it was to me. Well here ya go I am your typical Italian Guido,Gold chain danglin,v neck suit jacket open collar shirt tank top wearin guy that loves to be the center of attention and when i made my way to a singles lunch i was introducing my self on stage to the ROOM FULL OF WOMEN,AND WHILE LAUPHING I kinda choked up and snot shot out of my nose on to my lip strands sticking from my hands and all

GOD FATHER, SCAR FACE, GLEAMING THE CUBE

SOPRANOS, Ontorage< i think thats how i spell it> ON-TOR-AG

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Off limits for me at a party???? hmmm well what the heck that means i have no clue so so im going to say if I were at a party I would say my ass is off limits, dont like my ass touched or anything like that,ummm my teeth, i have 6 fake fronts from street fights and martial arts and boxing. I dont like anyone knowing my front teeth are a bridge or fake. Last but not least my child hood is off limits i dont know my real mother and had a bad child hood from her using drugs and being a peice of scum

Yes i have a dragon on my right arm covering up an ex girlfriend from when i was 16, I have a tribal dragon about 2 feet long on my left hand back that represents my martial arts jeet kun doa, I have a boxing glove tat on each one of my hands to represent my love for the sport and skill, and i have my daughters mothers name still tat on my dam left arm because im to lazy to get it covered up, but i may just get that covered up this week. And my ears are peirced typical guinne,guido.

The weirdest thing about me is my style of humor i would say. I think some are offended by it , but im the type of guy that really does lauph at a funeral , i love it when people fall down, especially girls. MAAAN THEY LOOK SOOOO STUPID WHEN THEY FALL DOWN. i DONT care if you are Beyonce Knowls you fall down and skin your dumm knee you are a jack ass and its a major turn off to me.

BY far my personality is my best quality I have always been able to take control of any amount of people in any crowd and keep there attention. I can meet anyone and by the end of the conversation have them calling me there pyzan or friend. I can basically tell someone to go to hell and make them look forward to going. I dont know if that is a trait, or if that is just something that i use as a benefit twords everything.

My friends say my worst qualities can be the fact that i dont take sht from anyone, I snap pretty quick if disrespected, But that comes from my italian , Another bad quality (which i dont understand why its called a quality if its bad but what the hell right) My other one is that i am a con artist (which is bad and good in many ways but to the one being conn'd bad) Last but not least that i am an attention hog, i want to be the center of everything and will do whatever it takes to do so.

I have to say that my personality has the ability to keep anyones attention Iguess for me manipulation is an amazing trait that i have that iactually like and most would say is not a good thing But the ability to manipulate any situation and make myself benifit from it I can also use my personality to just plain be real and make someone like me and that is my best trait

Im a cocky son of a B... so there is not much i can say here other then I dont like that i talk so fast. AND i can spot a liar from a mile away, the problem is I like to out the liar to public if he/she hasnt done so themself.

Listen i dont know how the hell one can sell themself to you on paper the only thing i can do is tell you If you give me the chance to meet you I can show you rather then tell you.One other thing i can tell you is that i can memorize any amount of script within a day. If picked for your show I PROMISE TO MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE SHOW THE SAME WAY I DID ON THE HIT REALITY SHOW From Gs To Gents on MTV.iF I APPLY TO YOUR SHOW ITS BECAUSE I TRULY BELEIVE I WILL BE GOOD FOR IT Im not just applying.