Chris

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Lito said:

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Posted 11/28/2011 10:53 am

Lito said:

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Posted 11/21/2011 10:43 am

Lito said:

Glad that a joke could brighten up your day, laughter is good for your soul and spirt, voted for you.. here is the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....~Lito Bregante~ak~ GreeN

Posted 11/14/2011 10:00 am

Lito said:

Glad that a joke could brighten up your day, laughter is good for your soul and spirt, voted for you.. here is the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....~Lito Bregante~ak~ GreeN

Posted 11/14/2011 10:00 am

Lito said:

passing by to leave you muuuUucho love and your daily vote, here is the joke of the day enjoy "One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother. Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet. Once inside the man hears a voice "man..it sure is dark in here... The man startled tries to quiet the lad "Shhh..please be quiet" The boy leans up and says "o.k. if you'll buy my Base ball" The man asks "how much?" The Kid says "$100" The man says "are you crazy? $100 for a base ball? The kid shrugs "I'll go ask dad then" O.k. o.k." the man says "here's $100. The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see's the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice... "Sure is dark in here?" The man sighs "look you gotta be quiet? The kid says "Sell ya my Ball mit for $100. The Man sighs and pays. Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can't he sold his ball and glove. His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200. Immediately Furious, the man says "that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW> So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says "man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say "don't start THAT Shyt again!..lol..hope you enjoy the joke ill pass by tommorrow!~Lito BreGante~

Posted 11/11/2011 11:53 am

Lito said:

got your back on every vote, see you tommorrow, hope you enjoy your day and sleep well at night, god bless and much love from ~Lito~ also Known as~ GreeN~

Posted 11/02/2011 09:41 am

Lito said:

voted for you, enjoy your day much love and support!~lito~ ak ~Green~

Posted 11/01/2011 08:56 am

Lito said:

voted. Hope you had a great weekend happy holloween

Posted 10/31/2011 09:29 am

Lanise said:

Voted! Happy Monday! Come return the love!

Posted 10/25/2011 01:02 am

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/24/2011 05:07 pm

Lanise said:

Happy Sunday! Voted! Stop by and return the favor.

Posted 10/24/2011 12:12 am

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/23/2011 01:46 pm

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/22/2011 04:37 pm

Lanise said:

Voted. Happy Friday. come by and return the favor.

Posted 10/21/2011 09:02 pm

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/21/2011 03:29 pm

Jabare said:

Voted

Posted 10/21/2011 12:50 am

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/20/2011 03:57 pm

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/19/2011 03:09 pm

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/18/2011 03:09 pm

KamieLee said:

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Posted 10/17/2011 03:02 pm

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