Timothy

Male, 33, Las Vegas NV

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Kris said:

A piano falling down a mineshaft resulted in A-flat miner.

Posted 07/08/2012 10:38 pm

Kris said:

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's two tired.

Posted 06/28/2012 11:17 pm

David said:

Happy Tuesday!

Posted 05/15/2012 10:07 pm

David said:

I'm remembering that nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Posted 05/10/2012 06:53 pm

David said:

As for today...There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Posted 04/25/2012 06:34 pm

David said:

After a long absence. Life is freeing up slowly as I work back into normal. Hope everybody had a wonderful, albeit quick, spring! Happy summer!!!!!

Posted 04/09/2012 07:22 pm

Laura said:

Have a great night Timothy!!

Posted 04/08/2012 12:46 am

Kris said:

The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Posted 03/27/2012 11:32 pm

Laura said:

Checking in!!

Posted 02/08/2012 12:36 am

Jim said:

On this Super Bowl Sunday I wanted to pass along this thought: The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Your vote is in!

Posted 02/05/2012 09:22 am

Kris said:

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Posted 02/04/2012 09:48 pm

Jim said:

A deep thought for this Saturday: The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. Your vote is in!

Posted 02/04/2012 08:57 am

Laura said:

Coming atcha with Friday votes! Have a fantastic night Sweetie!!

Posted 02/04/2012 12:55 am

Jim said:

Friday's thought for you: I don't believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be. Have a great weekend! Vote is in.

Posted 02/03/2012 09:19 am

Laura said:

Voted

Posted 02/03/2012 01:23 am

Roshanda said:

voted

Posted 02/02/2012 03:17 pm

Jim said:

Have a great Thursday and remember: If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right! Vote is in!

Posted 02/02/2012 09:08 am

Laura said:

Bringing you some Wednesday votes. Hope the rest of your week goes well!!

Posted 02/02/2012 12:49 am

Jim said:

Sending along a little Irish prayer on this Wednesday: May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. Vote is in!

Posted 02/01/2012 09:23 am

Roshanda said:

voted

Posted 01/31/2012 05:27 pm

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