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...if a man says he’ll fix something, he’ll do it. There is no need to remind him every six months or so.
The only good news about finding a fly in your soup is the blasted thing won't be buzzing around you any more.
She sat down next to her husband as he was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" He said, "Dust." And then the fight started...
Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole reached over and patted Lena on her knee. ' Lena , vat ever happened tew our sex relations?' He asked. 'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,' replied Lena . 'I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas.'
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the Breed. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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