Kirby

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Sunday is your day! Vote is in.

If one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance. Have a special Friday and weekend!! Your vote is in.

The key is not the will to win... everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. Enjoy your great Thursday and always WIN!!! Your vote is in.

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness. Have a great Wed.!! Your vote is in.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak. Have a super Tuesday!!! Your vote is in.

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The season of failure is the best time for sowing the seeds of success. Enjoy your Sat. and have a blast this weekend!!!! Your vote is in.

The things that we love tell us what we are. I hope you have a spectacular Thursday and smile! Your vote is in.

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. Have a super Wed.!!! Your vote is in.

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Have a great Friday and weekend !!!! Your vote is in.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Tuesday is here even if we wish it to be Friday!!! Your vote is in.

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Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. May your miracles come true! Hey it's your Friday, so enjoy!! Your vote is in.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Happy Valentine's Day my friend! Your vote is in.

People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things. Enjoy your Sunday and smile!!! Your vote is in.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. It's Sat. and time to sit back and relax just a little! Your vote is in.

I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. Here is my 100% for you on this beautiful Friday !!! Your vote is in.

The sweetest of all sounds is praise. You are the best!!! Have a unforgettable Wed.!!! Your vote is in.

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday and be safe! Your vote is in.