Jessica
Female, 29, BB Town CT
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There is no such thing as a little freedom. Either you are all free, or you are not free. Have a great Sat. and weekend!
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much. It's Friday, bring on the weekend!
Poppin in to say hey... Be back tomorrow with a good joke for you. Thanks for voting!
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view. This is going to be a great Thursday for you so enjoy the ride!
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Have a safe Wed.!
If you can't convince them, confuse them. It's Tuesday, enjoy your day!
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Have a great Monday and week!!!
Back with Jokes and VOTES: A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex? It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with "T": Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.
Melt the icy fingers of fear with the sunshine of hope. Sunday is here waiting for you!
Happy Friday and heres a Friday Joke to put a smile on your face: A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice." "Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone." "Why?" asked the doctor. "I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Celebrating my 36th today!
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Have a great Monday and a super week!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it! Its New Years Eve Eve. I think I'm gonna get some practice in tonight! Thursday votes are in!!!
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