Isaiah

One person with courage makes a majority. Keep trying it will happen for you. Have a great Wed.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar-

One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. Have a great Tuesday!!!!

It always seems impossible until its done. OK, get it done for yourself this Monday! Have a great one.

Outstanding people have one thing in common: an absolute sense of mission. Have a great Sunday.

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. Have a great weekend!

When someone makes you angry, bring your palms together, bow your head, and say, “Dear God.” Then jump up and attack like a drunken white girl outside of a bar. You'll catch them off guard because they’ll think you were praying. - have a great weekend, hopefully free of drunken white girl fights!

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Have a great Thursday.

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. Have a wonderful Thursday.

Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? :)

Words are the voice of the heart. Have a great Wed.

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. Have a great Tuesday.

Sorry... i have not been on in a full week, i am at the end of the school year and the teachers are piling on the work... now i got finals next week i have to study for... but i am here now...

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week.

Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground.

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. Have a great Sunday.

Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Just something to think about on this Sat.! Have a great weekend.

I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!

When you can't solve the problem, manage it. Have a great Friday and a perfect weekend!!!