Should you be on TV? Why?

I'm looking for YOU to create a hit RealityTV show. Sure we can recycle all the bad ideas over and over, however, I can't possibly create shows based on people, jobs, hobbies, phobias, which I can't "touch." Thats where YOU come in.

Do you think you have what it takes for TV?
Why?
Is your family wacky?
Is your job worthy of attention?
Are you scared about something?
Do your problems seem to never make it to TV?
Are you a Jack-of-all-Trades?
Does everyone love you?
Do you still live with your parents/grandparents?

Please submit yourself if you think you meet any criteria which I'm hinting at. Please DO NOT submit if your just a wannabe actress, or you have looks but no skills, muscles but no brains. I'm searching for ORIGINALITY which I can't necessarily find in a magazine, or internet, or even walking the street.

So...Is this you?
Why?