Acting/Talent Experience:
I couldn't act my way out of an episode of Baywatch. But I'm magic with a mic in my hand, or glued to my chest hair with a mic pack above my butt crack.
Actually, I'm the host of a popular internet TV talk show where I interview gratuitously hot guests and create comedy out of nothing.
A major event in my life was:
The invention of Myspace changed my world catapulted me to internet fame and hundreds of meaningless nights in bed with random chicks. It's really helped to build my character and make me a better person.